How I got dumped..by text

Friday nite..Blackberry is lying on her couch staring blankly at the tv..phone rings..she reaches lazily to pick it up.. boy- hey..blablabla..u sound tired me-im not tired so basically we samll talk for a while..then i start to talk about child abuse in nigeria and how it makes me so mad bcos no one talks about it..then he asked me 'what do u define as abuse'..that really annoyed me..my voice switched from tired to high and angry..then after arguing about the definition of rape and all that..he starts saying im overreacting and making things bigger than they are...anyway im like

me-can we continue this conversation later.
him-wat brought this on..wats all this about
me-can i just talk to you later
him-ok
me-bye

40 mins later- i call-he ignores

next day- i text

me-so are you like keeping malice with me?

...and i get this three page reply

him- no berry, i swear 2 God i was jst tinkin abt u wen ur msg cam in, bt i wont hav u kick me out n get me bak lik sum toy, u INDIRECTLY/LITERALY asked me to get off ur fone yest and dat was TOTALY uncald 4, i found it vry disrespectful, c'mon nw, we were jst havn a convasatn n a laf so wots wit d short fuse, wel, rili cant blame u much 4 it, its ma mistk/fault, no im no kipn malice with u dami 'n dat was quite funny' but i think i shld kip away b4 it gets any worse.

LOL..i was looking at the text at wrk like seriously???

ok-i know i always tell incomplete stories..so i'll start from the beginning. This was the guy that i met on fcebk(he saw my profile and asked my friend for my number). So basically-we start talking- he's 7 yrs older..so he has two recurring themes..me as his baby, and disrespect. And this really freaky-he always referred to himself as my baby..errr..i know, i know, people tend to do this kind of thing-but if anyone is going to be the baby-its going to be me!!! Anyway-hes a nice person and not bad looking-but honestly-apart from the fact that he jumped straight into the whole 'u dont care about me' thing. We didnt have the mst fascinating conversations...so im not lying when i say um- i dont care!!!

so yah-thats the story of how i got dumped by text!!

xx