Random Morning Confessions(blogger wont let me space)

In the spirit if tagged..i think ill write random things about myself. Quirks? me thinks not!

1. I love plane food-OK..love is an exaggeration..but i actually like it..business class, economy, local flights from Lagos to abuja..everything.lol! but..on the ground..i don't like to eat out..i actually hate nandos! (and i am not a grubby like minky!}

2. I love cold showers-i loathe hot showers. They make me sweat(while im still in there o)..why take a hot shower when you can take a delicious cold shower..well you can start hot..and end cold! ps-in the deep of winter..i take hot showers o!!

3. I walk in a straight line-my grandma always used to tell me that ladies are supposed to walk in a straight line, looking like there's a book on their head..yadiyadiya..and me being me..i practised..i walked on straight lines in heels..barefoot..outside..inside..and now that's just the way i walk!

4. i have like 3 diaries at any given time-there's always one in my bag, so i can write on the train..in church..etc..theres always one in my room..usually the most inconvenient to take anywhere..and there's usually a travelling one..a compromise between the two.

5. And..i have an exam tomorrow that i really have to read for!so..cold shower time!

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Gorra Love Mcdonalds

Mcdonalds is a wrong place. So the other day i was there...(err..it was my cousin that wanted to eat..lol)...anyway..i was there sha..and the woman in front of me started placing her order. First of all she had a fake accent..(sorry igbo people..but she was igbo)...lol..blond hair..red lipstick..tight jeans and puffer jacket..waith pointed pointies!! i kid u not!!

woman- i want a large big mac meal..large fries..large drink..with a crunchie mcflurry and one apple pie...oh but pls make the coke a diet coke!! lol!!

then why the hell does mcd have salads?? its mcd for goodness sake...salad or no salad!!

Why..On EARTH would a child want CARROT STICKS INSTEAD OF fries?? just bcos they have roughly the same shape does NOT make them similar..err..orange..yellow?(wait..are fries yellow?)..but anyhoo..u get my drift sha..

thats how the other day i was going on a date. tight black jeans...white shirt...hipped in with a gorgeous leather belt..etc..scent..check..mad earrings..check..lipgloss popping..check..phone for missed calls?? ha-ha..my phone laughs..no missed call..sha guy comes..i climb into BMW..leather seats..asa playing..ah ah..this is tew mad o..'where are we going'...'its a surprise'...i smile like it's christmas day (wait..on christmas day y would i b smiling when i dont even get presents)..anyhow sha.. making small talk..'u look amazing'..before nko..we pull up to a building..it looks strangely familiar..he parks..turns off the ignition..i wait small..thinking he would open door for me..osho!! lol..the guy just waited by the car for me to come out...thats how i cleared the mucus from my eye and looked away!! yepa..mcdonalds!!..

...then i woke up from my dream!! God forbid..i scream!!..lol
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Sowwy I went away

Apparently..people actually read this blog!..so my sorry for my unexplained absence..i wuz too lazy+ im actually studying for exams..so this one is specially for u!!

So..what has been happening to me..well..after i found out about the guy that was younger than me..lets call him ttubby!..lol..sha..i didnt stop talking to ttubby..and what do you know..one day i realised that..omg..he's not so bad..whats the big seal about the age gap..and it doesnt matter that my best friend doesnt like him..he's still cool! um...yah..at that point tha boy wasnt buying it..he had freed! lol..so much for me being too hot o!

U know what..please i actually want feedback on this one..if u like someone..and obviously they dont know..etc..and u guys were playing a game like truth or dare..etc..and u were dared to kiss them..would u? or would that trivialise it...i was thinking about this the other day..and um..i dont know..what does anyone think??

Yay!! i have an after exam date with someone i actually might like one day..um..altho..the said person might be moving to another country next mnth!! lol..ah well..take one day at a time..

It's crazy..i've been broken up from my ex for 2 years and people still ask me about him..about us..etc..its very disconcerting..what is it?? He's like a shadow that follows me around..or better still..a nightmare i won't wake up from! ah ah...the other day i told him..imagine what the idiot said..'berry..noone asks me..y is it only u they ask?'..imagine!! hidiot!!

Ok..i would love to talk about a lot of random other things..but i truly have to read my books..so to the few people that read this..thanx!!

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