Ok. For clarity sake on my last post..Sule was the ex. Now to this post..
Wow..now before anyone gives me any speech about me fronting..i'm not fronting..i came back to nig last year..so i should remember how everything is right? wrong!! It's funny how your memory can play tricks on you and you remember all the good bits..hpw u meet hot guys..and how NEPA taking light is a time to bond..and how traffic is really just the same as London..and how you always have money..infact..total rubbish!!
First of all..the ATM's in the airport kindly told me that solo cards werent the way to go..so i arrived in Nig with 20 quid. Ok now? no biggie..money will flow shey? Get home..theres light..ah ah..i said it! nig is bunz..ok..buy sim card..hmm..aunty puts credit inside..this is what i'm talking about..ok..friends call..they come over..'WE MISSED YOU..YOURE LOOKING TOO MAD...etc..ehn..mad!
Time to go out..and this is where it all starts to go wrong. Palms- nandos- they give you TWELVE chips!! no joke..12!! fair enough..ermm..lets go to shoprite..berry chill here nau..ur just coming from sainsburys..what are you going to shoprite for?? ok..i chilled. Sha at night at the end of everything..we are coming back from my grandmas hse..people are running! hausa men that swear by jazz are running!! ehn..my mum starts to reverse..she's too confused.open car door..'oya everybody RUN'...lol..we fly out of the car..everyone starts running!! no one even holds my little cousins hand..every man for himself..we're running..my brother is like 'see temi' (my childhood friend-the babe too was running)..me i'm like 'this guy forget Temi..just RUN"...kai..im unfit sha..my chest almost collapsed after that run!
We came home-no light. Great! yesterday was in traffic for FOUR hrs!! I now sleep at 9 o clock because the days are so tiring!! I always feel grimy and dirty! my 'cleanse, tone, mosturise' routine has now become..'cleanse, tone'..because trust me..mosturiser aint making it to my skin!!
Anyway when all is said and done..gorra love nigeria..watch out for more details..btw..i think all the hot boys have dried up..but thats a whole other post..buttercup.i havent forgotten you o!!
xx
18 comments:
What were y'all running from? Somehow, you left us all hangn' back there per the race.
But I hope y'all were ok finally.
Enjoy Lagos...and this song
"Dis Lagos wey we dey so, it's our own...Dis streets wey u dey see so...stylee, stylee, stylee..."
:D
No2!!!!
Exactly, what were you running from?
Also goin to niger soon! excited!! have fun...while it lasts!
lMAO. what were y'all running from?? havent been to ur page in a while. lagos life sef. welcome to naija jare.
12 chips ke?? lol! Is there a scarcity of potatoes or something!?
Naija mehn..tis not easy!
am new to blogville so am still trying to figure out new blogs and all..i like your blog and all but are there any new interesting naija bloggers out there that have serious jist and are hella funny like naijafineboy????pls recommend some peeps...am bored:(
Kaiii!!! babe u r pimpin in naij na...we want the fulll gist ooo!!!
lol...wait what were u running from....well like u said just gotta love naij..
lool! 12 chips?? i'mstill trying to visualise that....*scratches head*..wait, as in..TWELVE??
what wer you guys runnin from now???
chai! u are having fun tho!!..damn i want some NANDO'S tho..lol
Lol! Why were you all running? And I laughed so hard when ya'll left the kids. Lol xoxo
Please excuse my ignorance on this particular matter (I am in fact partly Nigerian) but they have Sainsbury's in Nigeria?
LOL..we were running from thieves o!! as in TWELVE chips o! and..there is no sainsburys in nig..i was denied shoprite because apparently i just came from sainsburys!! lol..xo
What were you guys running from? Did your aunt just leave her car?!
I can def relate to the feeling dirty and grimy in 9ja. But I wouldnt trade it for Nada! Cant wait2 go home for Christmas
They gave you 12 chips ke? LMAO
Have fun in 9ja for me!!!
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!
update na
yeah, you left me hanging in the running part too....lol
and there are still fine guys out there in naija, trust me. i recently moved back to and expected the worse. the thing that pains me the most is that these fine guys are really hidden and it seems the ugly ones are just out there. (no offense)
upd8!
Update na. Where are u
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