Untitled- The beginning to no end

I always thought a girl hitting on me would be the ultimate compliment. Now, standing in the bathroom and rebuffing the advances of a particularly mannish girl, i wasnt so sure. At first i thought i must be imagining it. The apprieciative once over (more like three times over)..i put it down as a girl checking out my outfit. No big deal. Now she was standing next to me whispering suggestive things in my ear. The bathroom is too small to move. I'm trying to ignore her. I can't leave. I can't leave because he's out there. I sigh. My throat hurts and i want to cry. I don't have enough strength to stop breathing in my ear, so i whisper a silent prayer that she leaves.

Sule. the name slipped into my mind and continued to repeat itself. Sule, Sule, Sule. I shook my head. Mannish girl took that as her cue to leave. i sighed a breath of relief. Sule. I remembered when i hated his name. The first time we were introduced, i sneered. It was one of those names i turned my nose down at, ranking with 'Shakirat'. I was cocooned in my British education, I loved to apprieciate all things Nigerian from a distance. He looked at me with disdain and i felt like he could see right through me. He made me feel ashamed. That day i knew that he would have me. He knew that after one glance, he controlled 'next'. I start to cry and i feel relief.

I cant go back out because he's here with his new girlfriend. He hasnt seen me. I know i look good. I havent risked going out once without looking my best since the incident. But im alone. I cant stand him pitying me. I dont know what to do. I reapply my lipstick and walk out of the bathroom.

A healthy suggestion to boys and girls!

So this is what after exam life is like-over rated! I'm lying here..reading blogs..and waiting for some final year people to check their results, so i can laugh with them..or be their shoulder to cry on!lol..everybody is dulling a little bit..with tin tin analyzing babes..*rolls eyes* and talking about brideprice...soupasexy is closing down her blog..Chari is a writer o! ah ah..the cheesy boy is writing casanove stories..nigerian drama queen..not updating..my dear minky is telling us to find the right guy!! Infact this after exam stuvs is long mehn..i can't wait to go to nig.

Me.lol..it's bad to delete numbers o. Yesterday someone whose number i only just deleted called me..I was in a happy mood!

me- hey hey
he-how r u doing..wats going on..blabla
me-im gud, chilling..etc
he-where r u
me- (thinking err..y is a stranger asking)..um..i actually dont know who this is
he-really
me-um..yeah
he-so did you just change your fone or did u delete my number
me-hmm..u dont sound like someone whose number i deleted
he-rite..anyway it's..
me-(at this point it clocked)
he-______
me-omg! err..yeah..it doesnt mean anything that i deleted it..i just thot i shouldnt talk to you for a while..etc
he-ok (laughing in that bad mind way)
me-im sorry..u know i still love u (blablablabull)
he-(laughs)
me-as long as u understand y i did it
he-i dont understand at all

gosh..basically..i had no good reason for deleting that number..it was just one of those days when i was just irritated..lol

Imagine if everyone stopped posting about guys. how they are tired of guys and how much smarter they are. And guys stopped posting about girls-how were all stupid and like make up sex..then how many blogs will really be left...

The truth is no matter how smart we think we are..we are only as smart as till we fall..then were screwed! so everyone can play as many mind games as they want..when you fall..thats it..i know people that are so sprung..but in front of their friends..they just appear 'cooly noncommitmal'..yeah right..please people always lie!!! I know people that forgive their boyfriend for cheating..they even beg him to come back..then they start acting like..'im too smart..i play with guys heads..i dont take crap'...im bored!!

heres a suggestion...boys and girls..stop talking so much..just be! Yes tintin..ur so smart..girls are stupid..yes vindi..u play on guys minds..etc..yes cocoa..ur not settling down, ur along for the ride..i enjoy the stories o..and i dont dispute the facts..but really!!! everyone knows what they feel..their just afraid to say it!

Chari..i love you!!

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Random Morning Confessions(blogger wont let me space)

In the spirit if tagged..i think ill write random things about myself. Quirks? me thinks not!

1. I love plane food-OK..love is an exaggeration..but i actually like it..business class, economy, local flights from Lagos to abuja..everything.lol! but..on the ground..i don't like to eat out..i actually hate nandos! (and i am not a grubby like minky!}

2. I love cold showers-i loathe hot showers. They make me sweat(while im still in there o)..why take a hot shower when you can take a delicious cold shower..well you can start hot..and end cold! ps-in the deep of winter..i take hot showers o!!

3. I walk in a straight line-my grandma always used to tell me that ladies are supposed to walk in a straight line, looking like there's a book on their head..yadiyadiya..and me being me..i practised..i walked on straight lines in heels..barefoot..outside..inside..and now that's just the way i walk!

4. i have like 3 diaries at any given time-there's always one in my bag, so i can write on the train..in church..etc..theres always one in my room..usually the most inconvenient to take anywhere..and there's usually a travelling one..a compromise between the two.

5. And..i have an exam tomorrow that i really have to read for!so..cold shower time!

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Gorra Love Mcdonalds

Mcdonalds is a wrong place. So the other day i was there...(err..it was my cousin that wanted to eat..lol)...anyway..i was there sha..and the woman in front of me started placing her order. First of all she had a fake accent..(sorry igbo people..but she was igbo)...lol..blond hair..red lipstick..tight jeans and puffer jacket..waith pointed pointies!! i kid u not!!

woman- i want a large big mac meal..large fries..large drink..with a crunchie mcflurry and one apple pie...oh but pls make the coke a diet coke!! lol!!

then why the hell does mcd have salads?? its mcd for goodness sake...salad or no salad!!

Why..On EARTH would a child want CARROT STICKS INSTEAD OF fries?? just bcos they have roughly the same shape does NOT make them similar..err..orange..yellow?(wait..are fries yellow?)..but anyhoo..u get my drift sha..

thats how the other day i was going on a date. tight black jeans...white shirt...hipped in with a gorgeous leather belt..etc..scent..check..mad earrings..check..lipgloss popping..check..phone for missed calls?? ha-ha..my phone laughs..no missed call..sha guy comes..i climb into BMW..leather seats..asa playing..ah ah..this is tew mad o..'where are we going'...'its a surprise'...i smile like it's christmas day (wait..on christmas day y would i b smiling when i dont even get presents)..anyhow sha.. making small talk..'u look amazing'..before nko..we pull up to a building..it looks strangely familiar..he parks..turns off the ignition..i wait small..thinking he would open door for me..osho!! lol..the guy just waited by the car for me to come out...thats how i cleared the mucus from my eye and looked away!! yepa..mcdonalds!!..

...then i woke up from my dream!! God forbid..i scream!!..lol
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Sowwy I went away

Apparently..people actually read this blog!..so my sorry for my unexplained absence..i wuz too lazy+ im actually studying for exams..so this one is specially for u!!

So..what has been happening to me..well..after i found out about the guy that was younger than me..lets call him ttubby!..lol..sha..i didnt stop talking to ttubby..and what do you know..one day i realised that..omg..he's not so bad..whats the big seal about the age gap..and it doesnt matter that my best friend doesnt like him..he's still cool! um...yah..at that point tha boy wasnt buying it..he had freed! lol..so much for me being too hot o!

U know what..please i actually want feedback on this one..if u like someone..and obviously they dont know..etc..and u guys were playing a game like truth or dare..etc..and u were dared to kiss them..would u? or would that trivialise it...i was thinking about this the other day..and um..i dont know..what does anyone think??

Yay!! i have an after exam date with someone i actually might like one day..um..altho..the said person might be moving to another country next mnth!! lol..ah well..take one day at a time..

It's crazy..i've been broken up from my ex for 2 years and people still ask me about him..about us..etc..its very disconcerting..what is it?? He's like a shadow that follows me around..or better still..a nightmare i won't wake up from! ah ah...the other day i told him..imagine what the idiot said..'berry..noone asks me..y is it only u they ask?'..imagine!! hidiot!!

Ok..i would love to talk about a lot of random other things..but i truly have to read my books..so to the few people that read this..thanx!!

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Me? i'm single

So apparently..i have a boyfriend..yaaah *intense eye rolling*...in his mind...

I met this guy the other day. We danced, we talked..and he took my number. Thanks to facebook we talked and then on the phone we talked some more. Fair enough. Then the words 'us', 'relationship', and 'girlfriend' started flying into the conversation. ok??!! Then the next thing, he was coming to mine..then the next thing we were having a kissathon..lol..and then befor i could say *insert whatever people say*..i found out that he is younger than me! WHAT?? ah well..like they say 'life is a bitch'..

The next thing i know..he's inviting myself to mine next weekend..err..how do you say..nah! child abuse is not my forte. In all honesty..even if he wasn't younger..there really isn't ANYTHING there..like i feel nothing..so it wouldn't be fair to lead him on..*sigh*..when did life get so complicated?

Dip-ph-erent

Call me weird..or unique..or random..whatever you call me..im different, and i'll be the first to admit it. Now this isn't always a good thing. Like today..this baby..he couldn't have been more than a year old..he was chatting me up! shamelessly. Everytime his mum will turn to see why he was smiling so much..my eyes would just fly to the door. It made it very hard to concentrate!! Like today again..i was walking from church (did i mention that i was looking a bit trampy)..lol..but some guy was like 'xcuse me'..im like 'yeah?' (being nice because i just left church)..he's like 'where are you from?'...i'm like..'err Nigeria'..he's like 'ok'..how random is that?? I was with my friend as well..i just started walking really fast..lol!

Hmm..what else makes me weird?

Actually..ill take some time out and think about it!
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